i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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