They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
COCAINE IS GR8
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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