i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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