I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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