I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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