Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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