Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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