yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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