butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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