Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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