PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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