Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
