he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Couch. On fire.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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