mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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