Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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