o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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