i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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