oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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