I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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