i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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