Banned from zoo.
Again?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
The air was thick with penises
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Randomize
