I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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