Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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