Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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