I bet he comes in French.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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