Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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