She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
im holly from the hills drunk
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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