yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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