he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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