Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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