Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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