So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
