I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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