Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My vagina just clenched in fear
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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