North Korea, Best Korea!
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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