so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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