I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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