i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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