so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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