He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
false alarm, still single
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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