we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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