Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i've created a new STD.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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