Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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