i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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