Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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