I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
