Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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