Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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