i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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