he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
